William Hung has had an incredible streak over the past few weeks—from a disaster American Idol audition to a $25,000 record deal. What could be next?
Perhaps running for President?
With his fame, President William Hung would:
“Have no professional training.” Great! What have candidates with professional training brought us? We rest our case!
Raise money. With the US Senate and House of Representatives struggling to find more money to fund everything from Iraq to the kitchen sink, President Hung’s money-making performances could make up the difference. There might even be a little extra to fund the bathroom sink, too!
Perhaps be the only person to ever unite the Democrats and the Republicans. With his magnetic personality, William could finally bring the Washington boys and girls together like two long-standing college rivals.
Bring world peace through his global concerts. Yes...with William's determination and drive, he will be able to bridge the gaps between all cultures. Thousands and thousands of different nationalities will be at his concerts jumping and pointing their hands in the air, waving lighters, and screaming when Hung shakes his hips. “She bangs!” yells thousands of fans, referring to the Ricky Martin song that brought Hung to fame, and girls shriek with glee when they get his autograph.
Yep...in the political world, it’s called “cross-over appeal.” And, this Asian American man definitely has the appeal to make it happen...
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